Tynes Quotes & Sayings

Once you leave the womb, conservatives don't care about you until you reach military age. Then you're just what they're looking for. Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers. — George Carlin

The closest you can get to perfection is constant improvement. — Brendan Brazier

We don't always cry because we are weak, sometimes we cry because we have been strong, brave and courageous for way too long ... — Johnny Depp

The tax that was supposed to soak the rich has instead soaked America. The beneficiary of the income tax has not been the poor, but big government. The income tax has given us a government bureaucracy that outnumbers the manufacturing work force. It has created welfare dependencies that have entrapped millions of Americans in an underclass that is forced to live a sordid existence of trading votes for government handouts. — Paul Craig Roberts

To Ronald Reagan, The Man Who Won the War. — Tom Clancy

Action is only taken when one needs change. Change happens when action is needed to make a positive impact. Ones reaction to change is what determines the outcome. — Lorenzo Victory

They were not easy years. You have to understand, I was raised in a lovely neighborhood, as was Mitt, and at BYU, we moved into a $62-a-month basement apartment with a cement floor and lived there two years as students with no income ... Neither one of us had a job, because Mitt had enough of an investment from stock that we could sell off a little at a time. — Ann Romney

See, I saw someone get strangled once when I was 9. — L.T. Vargus

Establish a "zone of tranquility" where your drunken wife can't find you. — Viktor Kalvachev

I used to smoke cigarettes, smoke dope, do smack, every f - - thing. First, I couldn't function without it. Then I couldn't do anything with or without it. Then I thought, "This is the end of the line for my fun days." — Ozzy Osbourne

Our agitation, you know, helps keep yours alive in the rank and file. — Wendell Phillips

Being a monarchist - saying that one small group is born more worthy of respect than another - is just as warped and strange as being a racist. — Julie Burchill