Tyler1 Funny Quotes & Sayings

Take me ham away, take away my eggs, even my Chili, but leave me my newspaper. — Will Rogers

There is every reason to fear that the State is growing ever more powerful, more autonomous, more indifferent to its own inhabitants. — Charles A. Reich

Set not thyself to attain much rest, but much patience. — Thomas A Kempis

Livvy held up a hand. In Emma's defense, Cameron's annoying, but he's hot. — Cassandra Clare

I'm very much a believer in knowing what it is that you love doing so you can do a great deal of it. — Nora Ephron

I thought you quit smoking."
"Did. For recreational purposes." His father flicked open his Zippo lighter. The smell of the lighter fluid filled the immediate proximity. "This is medicinal." He lit the cigarette, clicked the top of the lighter shut, and closed his eyes as he took in his first drag. "Ah. That feels better. — Dawn Flemington