Twyman Whitney Quotes & Sayings

Oh! If such an one was to come from God, and not the Devil, what a force for good might he not be in this old world of ours. — Bram Stoker

I think the climate has been changing for billions of years. — Buzz Aldrin

Achmed the Dead Terrorist: Knock, knock.
Jeff Dunham: Who's there?
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: Me, I kill you! — Jeff Dunham

After a while he looked around the cage. No blanket. No food. No bunny. He heaved a big sigh and pushed at the door of the cage. When the lock sprang open, he walked out. — Thea Harrison

My Life in CIA is the first time that I've ever written a story in my own name. — Harry Mathews

Force yourself to reflect on what you read, paragraph by paragraph. — Samuel Taylor Coleridge

I love Joan Didion, but I love her writing. I don't think meeting her could solve my problems or make me understand the world better. — John Darnielle

A belief is an uneducated guess. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

To be human is erroneous. — Karl Kraus