Twoset Quotes & Sayings

After about three billion years of this sometimes zany, frequently tedious fugue of carnality and carnage, — Neal Stephenson

I want to be remembered for my football and the pleasure I gave people. — George Best

What is my loftiest ambition? I've always wanted to throw an egg into an electric fan. — Oliver Herford

There's a difference between really loving someone and loving the idea of her. — Gillian Flynn

Supplication comes from a place of intrinsic desperation resulting from a broken and contrite heart. — Robin Bertram

I've never experienced chronic poverty, but I know what it's like to live on £3 a week. — Annie Lennox

Powerful women are the most interesting to play. — Naomie Harris

Directing is more like you're being a psychologist and you're kind of analyzing the situation and evaluating each person for their idiosyncrasies. — Clint Eastwood

Charlie Sheen is to stand-up what Larry Flynt is to standing up. — Jeff Ross

I have seen the breakups between people who love each other and rush into getting married too quickly and I do not want to make that mistake. — Paris Hilton

Truth lies within a little and certain compass, but error is immense. — Henry St. John

P.P.P.P.S. Also, if you try to make a shrimp boil, but the bag of spices bursts, and so you just toss it in along with whatever spices you can find in the pantry
you can make homemade pepper spray. Unintentionally.
And everyone at your dinner party will run outside for the next hour, coughing and tearing up as if they've been maced, because technically they kind of have been, because mace was one of the spices I found in the panty. I blame whoever makes spice out of mace, and I remind my gasping dinner guests that even if I did mace them, I did it in an old fashioned, homemade, Martha Stewart sort of way. With love. — Jenny Lawson

We were all searching outside ourselves for our missing pieces, and we were all looking in the wrong direction. Instead of finding ourselves, we'd lost our sense of self. Mystery didn't have the answers. A blonde 10 in a twoset at the Standard didn't have the answers. The answers were to be found within. — Neil Strauss

The men and women of Afghanistan are building a nation that is free, and proud, and fighting terror - and America is honored to be their friend. — George W. Bush