Twittys Mud Quotes & Sayings

I watched a lot of YouTube videos of cute geeky girls playing '80s cover tunes on ukuleles. Technically, this wasn't part of my research, but I had a serious cute-geeky-girls-playing-ukuleles fetish that I can neither explain nor defend. — Ernest Cline

I'm fifty years ahead of my time, — Joseph Pilates

I saw her backstage and said hi, took a picture with her. Tried to get a convo going, but the kid had know idea wut to think! — Randy Orton

I like Mr. Dickens' books much better than yours, Papa. Said one of Thackeray's daughters. — David Markson

See, the Black man gotta fly to get to something the white man can walk to. — Chris Rock

I've kind of banned myself from motorcycles. I've had broken ribs, broken shoulder, wrists, leg, broken collarbone - and it was all from motocross or rugby. All of my injuries have come from outside of sailing. — James Spithill

When it comes to meals, there's always a fantastic choice on British Airways. — Orlando Bloom

I'd like to get my public image nearer to my reality. People have a lot of misconceptions. — Jacqueline Bisset

He was not merely a chip off the old block, but the old block itself. — Edmund Burke

Being in a rock band is just an excuse not to get a job — Billy Corgan

Sometimes I just want to go in a room and break things and scream. Like, it's so much pressure all the time and if you get upset or angry, people say, 'Are you on the rag of something?' And it's like I want to say, 'No. I'm just pissed off right now. Can't I just be pissed off? How come that's not okay for me?' Like my dad will say, 'I can't talk to you when you're hysterical.' And I'm totally not being hysterical! I'm just mad. And he's the one losing it. But then I feel embarrassed anyway. So I slap on that smile and pretend everything's okay even though it's not. — Libba Bray

Captaincy is something you get better at through experience. You've got to trust your instincts. — Andrew Flintoff

Parliament is not a congress of ambassadors from different and hostile interests; which interests each must maintain, as an agent and advocate, against other agents and advocates; but parliament is a deliberative assembly of one nation, with one interest, that of the whole; where, not local purposes, not local prejudices ought to guide, but the general good, resulting from the general reason of the whole. You choose a member indeed; but when you have chosen him, he is not a member of Bristol, but he is a member of parliament. — Edmund Burke

All items listed above belong in the world
In which all things are continuous,
And are parts of the original dream which
I am now trying to discover the logic of. This
Is the process whereby pain of the past in its pastness
May be converted into the future tense
Of joy.
I Am Dreaming of a White Christmas: The Natural History of a Vision (1974) — Robert Penn Warren

Human hearts are made to bleed at the sight a precious item destroyed, irrespective of who owns the item. — Dauglas Dauglas