Twitch Item Quotes & Sayings

People always ask me, Do you ever think you'll wake up one morning and not be funny? That thought would never occur to me
it's an odd thought and not realistic. Because funny and me are not separate. We're one. — Woody Allen

After-dinner talk
Across the walnuts and the wine. — Alfred Lord Tennyson

Animals interest me more than anything else. — Douglas Brinkley

Just at the age 'twixt boy and youth, When thought is speech, and speech is truth. — Walter Scott

There is a loftier ambition than to stand high in the world. It is to step down and lift mankind a little higher. — Henry Van Dyke

Stay close to the young ... and a little rubs off. — Alan Jay Lerner

Two weevils crept from the crumbs. 'You see those weevils, Stephen?' said Jack solemnly.
I do.'
Which would you choose?'
There is not a scrap of difference. Arcades ambo. They are the same species of curculio, and there is nothing to choose between them.'
But suppose you had to choose?'
Then I should choose the right-hand weevil; it has a perceptible advantage in both length and breadth.'
There I have you,' cried Jack. 'You are bit - you are completely dished. Don't you know that in the Navy you must always choose the lesser of two weevils? Oh ha, ha, ha, ha! — Patrick O'Brian

I am not an enthusiast for diversity of opinion where facts are concerned. — Richard Dawkins

Basically, I'm going to take what you did, the bare-bones structure of what you were trying to do, how you were attacking the song, and attack it in pretty much the same way, just with more intensity to show you that you could've come harder. Like, I've been in situations where I've had to tell a cat how to rhyme his rhyme. — Bun B.

But it's hard for a chick to do comedy. It's not as open for them. — Joe Rogan

We see many who are struggling against adversity who are happy, and more although abounding in wealth, who are wretched. — Tacitus