Twenty One Pilots Lyrics Quotes & Sayings

You've heard of people calling in sick. You may have called in sick a few times yourself. But have you ever thought about calling in well?
It'd go like this: You'd get the boss on the line and say, "Listen, I've been sick ever since I started working here, but today I'm well and I won't be in anymore." Call in well. — Tom Robbins

Wanted: Steel toed Bible thumpers to reach a monster truck mad world. — M.J. McGuire

I think a lot of great male comic actors are introspective, quiet personalities, which I really admire. But they are really able to turn it up when the camera's on. — Peter Dinklage

The chain of marriage is so heavy that it takes two to bear it; sometimes three. — Alexandre Dumas

[Vestiges begins] from principles which are at variance with all sober inductive truth. The sober facts of geology shuffled, so as to play a rogue's game; phrenology (that sinkhole of human folly and prating coxcombry); spontaneous generation; transmutation of species; and I know not what; all to be swallowed, without tasting and trying, like so much horse-physic!! Gross credulity and rank infidelity joined in unlawful marriage, and breeding a deformed progeny of unnatural conclusions! — Adam Sedgwick

We witness a strange inversion: on the one hand, the endeavor to turn the social contract into a less calculating and more feeling connection among its members; on the other hand, the endeavor to turn the erotic relationship into a contractual one. — Allan Bloom

Oh, God," I whispered, realizing Rick knew that I'd murdered his brothers. — Kendall Banks

I used to jog but it's bad for the knees. Too much beta carotene turns you orange, too much calcium gives you kidney stones. Health kills. — Margaret Atwood

Failure is instructive. The person who really thinks learns quite as much from his failures as from his successes. — John Dewey

You can walk through life believing in the goodness of the world, or walk through life afraid of anyone who thinks different than you and trying to convert them to your way of thinking. — Rosie O'Donnell

If he's as frustrated as I am, he'll be at Rita's, Ranger said. — Janet Evanovich