Twattery Quotes & Sayings

I am not one of these people who instantly takes umbrage when he's corrected or - I love being corrected. — Harlan Ellison

I'm so used to talk-show hosts just giving you a sound bite and not really being interested. — Genevieve Gorder

Originality is a thing we constantly clamour for, and constantly quarrel with. — Thomas Carlyle

If somebody makes me laugh, I'm his slave for life. — Bette Midler

A vow is fixed and unalterable determination to do a thing, when such a determination is related to something noble which can only uplift the man who makes the resolve. — Mahatma Gandhi

Make the big time where you are! — Frosty Westering

Clearly not all these people who said that God spoke to them heard the same thing. All the fighting nations said God was on their side. How could God be on everyone's side? — Jeanne DuPrau

Someone had said that if you thought about the unthinkable long enough it became quite reasonable. — Josephine Tey

It is quite easy for stupid people to be happy; they believe in fables, and they trot on in a beaten track like a horse on a tramway. — Ouida

It's a sad commentary on our time - to use a phrase much favored by my late father - that people increasingly celebrate Christmas Day by going to the movies. — Michael Dirda

I miss dogs, man. I always had a family pet, always had a dog growing up. It was almost equivalent to the prison sentence, having something taken away from me for three years. I want a dog just for the sake of my kids, but also me. I miss my companions. — Michael Vick

I have known Tavis Smiley since the 1980s, when we both worked at the same radio station in Los Angeles. He is smart, and he is a gentleman who has accorded me great respect both on and off the air. — Dennis Prager

In England it is enough for a man to try and produce any serious, beautiful work to lose all his rights as a citizen. — Oscar Wilde

In my experience, the last people you want trying to solve any problem, but especially those involving roads, are highway engineers. They operate from the principle that while no traffic problem can ever truly be solved, it can be spread over a much larger area. — Bill Bryson