Turnips Funny Quotes & Sayings

The Glory of God, and, as our only means of glorifying Him, the salvation of human souls, is the real business of life. — C.S. Lewis

He isn't fighting for you. He's fighting for Ourea. For yakona. For everything that lives within a lichgate. - Kara — S.M. Boyce

Love is a decision. — Caitrona Leslie

The list of U.S. vetoes at the Security Council to protect Israeli aggression and occupation is huge. — Noam Chomsky

The risk is worth it. Mike would have been the first to say that. — Richard Branson

And turnips - endless ruptured turnips. — Merrie Haskell

The meaning of life is to create meaning for your life. — Tucker Max

42So Jesus called them together and said, You know that the rulers in this world lord it over their people, and officials flaunt their authority over those under them. 43But among you it will be different. Whoever wants to be a leader among you must be your servant, 44and whoever wants to be first among you must be the slave of everyone else. 45For even the Son of Man came not to be served but to serve others and to give his life as a ransom for many. — Anonymous

Christmas cards ... are technically only junk mail from people you know. — Patricia Marx

I didn't just come in on a load of turnips! — Phillip C. McGraw

I had a cigar in my mouth and whiskey on my breath. I felt like money. I looked like money. — Charles Bukowski

When we talk about self-realization, we're talking from the point of view of limitation of the mind. Real knowledge is to see that you are that - you are eternity. — Frederick Lenz

Their faces were clay-coloured and featureless, yet not stupid; they might have been shrewd turnips. — Rebecca West

When I was preparing for the film for tree weeks, with David Cronenberg, I had a lady friend come over. — John Lone

The institution of marriage in all societies is a pattern within which the strains put by civilization on males and females alike must be resolved, a pattern within which men must learn, in return for a variety of elaborate rewards, new forms in which sexual spontaneity is still possible, and women must learn to discipline their receptivity to a thousand other considerations. — Margaret Mead

Most science fiction seemed to be written for people who already liked science fiction; I wanted to write stories for anyone, anywhere, living at any time in the history of the world. — Michael Chabon

I hate to think of the day when nobody remembers me as an actor and I can't get good tables in restaurants. — Paul Henreid