Quotes & Sayings About Turning Ninety

Why does turning on a TV these days require three remotes with ninety buttons? Why? — Helen Fielding

My dad used to say that life was like turning the pages in a book. 'Oh, look,' he'd say, pretending to flip the pages in the air after we'd had something bad happen to us. 'Bad luck here on page ninety-seven. And on ninety-eight. But something good here on ninety-nine! All you had to do was keep reading! — Ally Condie

What statute was violated, if any, in turning a man exactly ninety degrees from everything else? — Robert A. Heinlein