Turning 35 Funny Quotes & Sayings

Just bring some roses, then. Tell her you were wrong. But don't go into all sorts of promises about how you'll never do it again. Instead, tell her you've been thinking about how she must have felt when she saw that other girl hugging you. That way you can start her talking about her feelings. Then you've got to listen, hard. Let her know that her feelings are important to you. That's all she wanted from you in the first place. — Tim Tharp

A great artist can paint a great picture on a small canvas. — Charles Dudley Warner

I think if you are going to base your whole life on what you do on the golf course, you are up for a lot of ups and downs. — Tom Lehman

Women saw everything, and they thought about everything. The result was wisdom. For men, this was a frightening state of affairs, which is why they insist on holding on to power. — Tamar Myers

Attacking a lightning rod doesn't make you lightning ...
Regarding Barack Obama — T. Rafael Cimino

I can tell we're going to get along like Batman and the Joker. (Fang) Just remember one thing, world. I'm the best friend you'll ever have or the last enemy you'll ever make. (Thorn) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

The past is so much safer, because whatever's in it has already happened. It can't be changed; so, in a way, there's nothing to dread. — Margaret Atwood

It's really annoying when you're trying to get to know someone and she doesn't pay attention to you because she's obsessed with her phone. — Cory Monteith

For me, wigs and hairpieces are an everyday part of my life. One day I can wear what I like to call my 'Back to you, Barbara' look - professional and full of layers - and the next day you may see me in my 'Bubblin' Brown Sugar' look - curly, fun and bubbly. — Sherri Shepherd

If I want to experience the life of an ordinary person, I cannot do it in Asia. — Tony Leung Chiu-Wai

Everyone who has changed the course of human history, every last one was able to do so only because he was ready for his destiny. That's true of Moses and the Buddha, Napoleon and Bismarck. The wave that carries us, the star that guides us - we cannot choose it. — Hermann Hesse

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. — Ilona Andrews

Almost all enduring success comes to people after they are forty. For seldom does mature judgment arrive before then. — Henry Ford