Turning 18 Funny Birthday Quotes & Sayings

Make no mistake: everything has a variant. Like versions of truth, like versions of love, there are versions of sleep. The deepest sleep is meant only for children and perfect fools. Everyone else must pay each night her restless due. — Jill Alexander Essbaum

Early on, my abandoning father had set the pattern of my love life on the loom of my subconscious. — Jane Stanton Hitchcock

Fans are what make a performer and I've always taken them seriously. — Charley Pride

People will remember you better if you always wear the same outfit ... — David Byrne

My father, who had previously been a civil engineer, died in the great influenza epidemic of 1918. — James Rainwater

Making money doesn't oblige people to forfeit their honor or their conscience. — Guy De Rothschild

Though sleep is called our best friend, it is a friend who often keeps us waiting! — Jules Verne

[Spielberg and I] had a disagreement over what God was ... He thought God was Stephen Spielberg, but that thought had never occurred to me. — Joe Haldeman

I thought you were worth everything. That we were worth all the drama and bullshit. I am willing to fight to the death for what we have. But I can only do that if you're willing to fight with me. — A Meredith Walters

Just a spoon full of Jimmy helps the whole world go down! — Jimmy "The Rev" Sullivan