Turnes Quotes & Sayings

People drink and do drugs for a reason. Cause it makes them feel good - until it doesn't anymore. — Michael Botticelli

If you are killing time, are you damaging eternity? — Steven Wright

It's so much easier if you just tell yourself you're strategically heading in the opposite direction of those that wish to do you harm so that you may mock them at a later time. — Brian Lynch

Just as foreplay is the key to good sex, preparation is essential to achieving victory in battle. Right, lieutenant? — Natalia Marx

And painefull pleasure turnes to pleasing paine. — Edmund Spenser

I dote on his very absence. — William Shakespeare

It was a silver cow. But when I say 'cow', don't go running away with the idea of some decent, self-respecting cudster such as you may observe loading grass into itself in the nearest meadow. This was a sinister, leering, Underworld sort of animal, the kind that would spit out of the side of its mouth for twopence. — P.G. Wodehouse

Truly," remarked Nandi as we entered a darkened tunnel, "it is amazing that you have not died yet, mistress." "Well, hang in there. The night is young. — Richelle Mead

Keep me warm. I have no warmth of my own- only what the sun brings me, and the sun is halfway around the world. Keep me warm. — Neal Shusterman

On the secret to a lasting marrige: One of you has to be sane, and the other one is only allowed to be insanne occasionally. We take turnes on who gets to be wich person — Christopher Meloni

Shewa good man his errour and he turnes it to a vertue, but an ill, it doubles his fault. — George Herbert

At Length the Fox turnes Monk. — George Herbert

Definition of money is the reward you get for solving people's problems. — Sunday Adelaja