Turlang Quotes & Sayings

The American press is all about lies! All they tell is lies, lies and more lies! — Mohammed Saeed Al-Sahaf

The road to truth is long, and lined the entire way with annoying bastards. — Alexander Jablokov

When one thinks of golf and Scotland, the first thing that comes to mind is usually St. Andrews, especially the famed Old Course. — Raymond Bonner

I may not look like much, but I'm an expert at pretending to be a ninja. — Darynda Jones

The end is so immense, it is its own poetry. It requires little rhetoric. Just state it plainly. — Philip Roth

You. Naked. In the shower. Now."
"You. Caveman. Go screw yourself. — Emily Snow

I can assure you that frostbite to any part of that animal's anatomy wouldn't delay us for a second. If she was unfit to travel I'd personally poleaxe her," Thirrin said with venom. Then she added as an afterthought, "And I'd enjoy it! — Stuart Hill

Grandmother walked up over the bare granite and thought about birds in general. It seemed to her no other creature had the same dramatic capacity to underline and perfect events
the shifts in the seasons and the weather, the changes that run through people themselves. p.33 — Tove Jansson

There are a lot of lessons to be learned. We can all learn lessons. — David Gill

The smiles that encourage severity of judgment hide malice and insincerity. — Johann Kaspar Lavater

Every age brought its specific terror. As a boy, Felix had lain awake, afraid the house would burn down. As a youth, he'd dreaded bullies. Later, it was conscription into the army. Or the fear of not learning a trade. Or never finding a wife. After school, his career. After his son was born, he feared everything. His secret dream was to face down such a horror that it would leave him inoculated. He'd never suffer fear of anything, ever again. These — Chuck Palahniuk

As I enter the small intestine I get squeezed by muscles. Its dark and the walls look like slimey crushed velvet theres pancreas juice on me help me I am disintigrating. — Lynda Barry

I use a different style if I'm speaking to a big crowd; I can gin up folks pretty well. But when I'm in these town hall settings, my job is not to throw them a lot of red meat. I want to give them a sense of my thought process. — Barack Obama