Tupandactylus Quotes & Sayings

I invent a reason for the Hertz attendant to start the rental car.
I am seventy-five years old: this is not the reason I give. — Joan Didion

a push up or two . . . or twenty. — Karen Cantwell

Because God is not only infinitely greater and more excellent than all other being, but he is the head of the universal system of existence; the foundation and fountain of all being and all beauty; from whom all is perfectly derived, and on whom all is most absolutely and perfectly dependent; of whom, and through whom, and to whom is all being and all perfection; and whose being and beauty are, as it were, the sum and comprehension of all existence and excellence: much more than the sun is the fountain and summary comprehension of all the light and brightness of the day. — Jonathan Edwards

You'll find I'm remarkably good at giving orders, and particularly awful at following them. — Victoria Aveyard

I've become one of those people who prowl around at night in their cars. God, I am the town's Boo Radley, just like in To Kill A Mockingbird. — Kathryn Stockett

for most people, the cause of a mistake matters. The — Daniel Kahneman

Nostalgia is a very complicated subject for me. I'm attracted by nostalgia but I refuse it intellectually. — Miuccia Prada

When we are in a true Reiki space, species differences melt away and profound
interspecies connections are forged. — Kathleen Prasad

I remember writing standup jokes without having done sets. But as soon as I did my first set, it didn't matter. Everything I thought would work didn't work. And everything I was iffy on was funny. — John Mulaney

To answer your question, you want me because I'm made of awesome. — Gena Showalter