Tune Kapampangan Quotes & Sayings

Mr. Bloemker moved closer. He smelled like a wet diaper. "What is it," he asked, looking over Lenore's shoulder.
"If it's what I think it is," said Lenore, "it's a sort of joke. A what do you call it. An antinomy."
"An antinomy?"
Lenore nodded. "Gramma really likes antinomies. I think this guy here," looking down at the drawing on the back of the label, "is the barber who shaves all and only those who do not shave themselves."
Mr. Bloemker looked at her. "A barber?"
"The big killer question," Lenore said to the sheet of paper, "is supposed to be whether the barber shaves himself. I think that's why his head's exploded, here."
"Beg pardon?"
"If he does, he doesn't, and if he doesn't, he does. — David Foster Wallace

I was always an outsider, always standing outside, observing and trying to figure things out. Which is exactly what you need to do as a writer, I suppose. — Monica Ali

Our goal in education should be to foster the ability to use the computer in everything you do, even if you don't have a specific piece of software for the job. — Seymour Papert

I don't read economic forecasts. I don't read the funny papers. — Warren Buffett

All human aspirations are opportunities for brands to build relationships. — Laura Busche

I don't believe in the myth of the "self made man". Nobody gets through alone. — Dan Mangan

When a parent denies a child its parent time, that parent is denying the child its child support
its psychological child support. — Warren Farrell