Tumblr Funny English Quotes & Sayings

intuition should never be ignored. — Ken Follett

It's such a fine line between stupid and clever. — Michael McKean

Express a mean opinion of yourself occasionally; it will show your friends that you know how to tell the truth. — E.W. Howe

Everything you invent is true: you can be sure of that. Poetry is a subject as precise as geometry. — Julian Barnes

Without eyes to see and without a mind to make order out of chaos, and so bring comprehension, such a world was where the gods went to die. Nothing witnessed, and so nothing renewed. Nothing seen, and so nothing found. Nothing outside, and so nothing inside. — Steven Erikson

Nothing has really changed. We had bootleg albums in the '60s and today we have Internet file sharing. They just found a better way to do it
get music for free. What's great about today is an artist has an opportunity to go direct to their audience without dealing with a middleman. People can go directly to the web for CDs, DVDs and downloads. I think that's the best thing that's happened, that people's music is being flashed around the world. — Richie Havens

Choose people who lift you up. — Michelle Obama

After I'd been in college for a couple years I'd read Shakespeare and Frost and Chaucer and the poets of the Harlem Renaissance. I'd come to appreciate how gorgeous the English language could be. But most fantasy novels didn't seem to make the effort. — Patrick Rothfuss

Accordingly, the poet should prefer probable impossibilities to improbable possibilities. — Aristotle.

Gratitude is the heart of humility, and humility is the path to peace, love, and understanding. — Justin Young

Read to escape reality . . . Write to embrace it. — Stephanie Connolly

I have swallowed up girls and boys, women and men, kings and emperors, cities and realms, said the Lion. It didn't say this as if it were boasting, nor as if it were sorry, nor as if it were angry. It just said it. — C.S. Lewis

Armageddon chickens. — Ransom Riggs

If you're dedicated, if it's something that lives and breathes in your heart, then you've simply got to go ahead and do it. — Rodney Crowell