Tuitenbo Quotes & Sayings

Being a politician makes your hair turn white. — George Washington

I won't discuss non-discussable things with her, like the sound of silence or the vertical dimensions of an awkward moment. Those sorts of things are best left unsaid, like the last time I told her I loved her. — Jarod Kintz

Change we must; if a river can, so can we. — Vinita Kinra

A dry stretch of commentary in the middle of an 'Anchorman' movie would have been a terrible thing. — Adam McKay

Truth: You have to talk to a boy-really talk,if you want him to see past the fact that you're not beautiful.
Truth: I'm not beautiful. Or much of a conversationalist.
Truth: I'm not entirely sure that the stuff behind the not-beautiful is going to be all that alluring, either. — Melissa Jensen

Relationships are not efficient; they are messy, time-consuming, and unpredictable. — Jefferson Bethke

Winning the World Cup was the worst thing that ever happened to the England team. — Clive Woodward