Tuesday Tips Quotes & Sayings
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Top Tuesday Tips Quotes
We are what we have been told about ourselves. We are the sum of the messages we have received. The true messages. The false messages. — Donald Barthelme
You know, civil rights is great and everything, but a lot of people don't realize that plumbers in the South make less money than when they used to install separate drinking fountains. — Andy Kindler
Love your self's self where it lives. — Anne Sexton
Till to have loved her without return would have lifted you higher than all those, be they who they may, that have ever known her to love. — Elizabeth Gaskell
If she made a cake for him, she'd use salt in place of sugar-and lots of it. — Lorraine Heath
To be fertile in hypotheses is the first perquisite of creativity and to be willing to throw them away the moment experience contradicts them is the next. — William James
Abstinence is the worst form of perversion. — Guy De Maupassant
It takes a strong man to love my sister. And you are a strong man. So her are some twin-tips for you from yours truly:
Read her Shakespeare when she cries.
Take walks in the rain and jump in the puddles with her.
Don't mind her when she calls you an asshole during 'that time of the month' - she's a total bitch at those times.
Buy her flowers because it's Tuesday.
Make her do things that scare her.
Don't be a pushover - we don't like that.
Don't be a dick either - we hate that.
Smile at her when you're mad.
Dance with her in the middle of the day.
Kiss her just because.
Love her forever. — Brittainy C. Cherry
I don't lecture and I don't grind any axes. I just want to entertain. — Gregory Peck
It sometimes looks as though woman would not be woman unless man insisted upon it, since she tends so markedly to be just a human being when away from men, and only on their approach does she begin to play her required role. — Florida Scott-Maxwell
The best ideas I've had in my life are those I saw in my sleep, in the early morning. — Karl Lagerfeld
Who would enjoy a life of no runs, no hits, no errors? — Hans Selye