Tuesday Funny Work Quotes & Sayings

Jules says there are three things that make you a grown-up: an eight-piece set of matching dishes; gin, vodka and whiskey in the house; and making your bed every morning. I disagree with her. I think you're officially a grown-up when you've got another half. When you don't have to live in fear of other couples. When you don't have to feel you're not good enough. — Jane Green

Whether we're on the path toward victory or defeat is determined by the very next choice we make. Not the choices from yesterday. Not the choices five minutes ago. — Lysa TerKeurst

Have you noticed that the narrower the view the more you can see? For the first time I understand how old ladies can sit on their porches for years. — Walker Percy

The schedule is crazy - it's all suitcases and hotel rooms and you just go nonstop. It's a crazy lifestyle, it really is. — Christina Aguilera

Do nothing but be prepared to do anything. — Nathaniel Fick

Howard Hawks said he'd like to put me in a film with Cary Grant or Humphrey Bogart. I thought, "Cary Grant-terrific! Humphrey Bogart-yucch." — Lauren Bacall

John Cage made you realise that there wasn't a thing called noise, it was just music you hadn't appreciated. — Brian Eno

Here I am as a running back, making a pretty good living, actually doing pretty good. — Brandon Jacobs

Means are not to be distinguished from ends. If violent means are used, there will be bad results. — Mahatma Gandhi

If you hang with 9 broke people, you'll be the 10th. — John Hope Bryant

I don't have ulcers; I give them. — Harry Cohn

Sometimes I test myself saying, 'If I get a death sentence if I don't make this movie, would I still make this movie?' — Hayao Miyazaki

I love animals. When I was young, I had two St. Bernards, I still have a dog, I have a lot of cats in my company. My wife always says, "You spend a lot of money on animals. More than even me!" — Jackie Chan

This is why I am calling you to See as God Sees every moment, for it is the only way to release the world you thought was there, in favor of a world that reflects who you really are. — James F. Twyman