Tuchus German Quotes & Sayings

Life is a heroic faith. — Lailah Gifty Akita

I think every singer hears songs that make you want to sing them. — David Nail

The UFO came to my house to show me the light, as if to say, 'Wake up, nigga! Snap out of it! We are real and you are important to us! Okay, we gotta go for now, hope you're ready when we come back! — Albert Johnson

That shit [religion] was going on all over the planet. They would tell them about sky cookies, or sky pie, or sky baklava. And as each of these civilizations grew, they built ships; they'd go visit each other, and the one guy would walk off the boat and go,'Hey, did you hear the good news about the sky baklava?' and the first guy went,'It's CAKE, motherfucker! You're dead! — Patton Oswalt

When buying shares, ask yourself, would you buy the whole company? — Rene Rivkin

But he's kind of ... extreme. Like he came to school one day painted head-to-toe red, and it wasn't even Spirit Week. He told some people that he was protesting racism and others he was protesting the consumption of meat. Junior year he wore a cape every day for an entire month, cracked a chalkboard in half with a desk, and stole all the dissecting frogs from the science wing and gave them a funeral before burying them in the baseball field. — Jennifer Niven

No one should ever be ashamed of going to meetings. It's healthy, it's therapeutic and it's the right way to live. — Naomi Campbell

Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage. H. L. MENCKEN — Frank Luntz

The most important innovation in medicine to come in the next 10 years: the power of the human hand. — Abraham Verghese

I don't know what the next acting job will be. I would love to do a comedy. — Rebecca Mader

But stories, even very nasty ones, are traditionally considered more satisfying than reality - which, as we all know, is a grossly overrated affair. — Thomas Ligotti

Hard work never killed a man. Men die of boredom, psychological conflict, and disease. They do not die of hard work. — David Ogilvy