Tuberty Free Quotes & Sayings

You know how Burger King often employs mentally handicapped people to wipe down tables at their restaurants? What those people are to Burger King, paralegals are to lawyers. It's the lowest job you can possibly get and still technically be considered in the legal profession — Michael Ian Black

Part fact part fiction is what life is. And it is always a cover story. I wrote my way out. — Jeanette Winterson

If you don't stick to your values when they're being tested, they're not values: they're hobbies. — Jon Stewart

I think the majority of the Liberian people want peace. — Ellen Johnson Sirleaf

All is one in Darkseid. The mighty body is my church. When I command your surrender, I speak with three billion voices ... — Grant Morrison

Until the sixteenth century, men
priests, academics, judges, merchants, princes, and many others
wore skirts, or robes. For men, the skirt was a 'sign of leisure and a symbol of dignity,' writes Quentin Bell. This is still true for men in high positions. After all, can you imagine the Pope, or Professor Dumbledore, wearing trousers? Have you ever seen a depiction of God wearing pants? — Tim Gunn

Why am I so weird all the time? Then again, having conversations with myself in my head doesn't help. — Kia Carrington-Russell

The world runs on strangers coping. — David Mitchell