Tshirt Quotes & Sayings

Even the ugliest person's cellulite is more attractive than the most beautiful supermodel's lower intestine.' I'd put that on a T-shirt but probably Mark Twain already said it. — Jenny Lawson

Im not letting my best freind die. been there done that. i got that freakin tshirt — P.C. Cast

I don't function without a heart, he said angrily and then
added under his breath as he grabbed at the front of his Tshirt,
He's right here. — Giselle Ellis

He had braces, sported a black Limp Bizkit Tshirt. Limp Bizkit is a band that was popular at the time. If you're fortunate, you've never heard of them. — David Wong

LIKE THE SUICIDAL RACCOON, I, TOO, WILL FUCK UP YOUR ALIGNMENT IF YOU RUN ME OVER. - T-shirt — Darynda Jones