Tseretnip Quotes & Sayings

Being able to look cute, at all times, while being able to peel off layers is the most essential thing. — Brad Goreski

You can wipe off that grin, I know where you've been, it's all been a pack of lies. — Phil Collins

Went to a bar for a few drinks. The bartender asked what I wanted. "Surprise me", I said. So he showed me a naked picture of my wife. — Rodney Dangerfield

It was the music that finally roused Leo back to consciousness. "Hey. I like that old song," he croaked, completely oblivious to the calamitous chain reaction of the previous 10 seconds. That is until he realized there was a dead body separating him and Kay. — Delora Dennis

Everyone Has A Will To Win But Very Few Have The Will To Prepare To Win — Vince Lombardi

The preachers preach and the sinners sin sincerely. — Morrissey

I look at life as an adventure. Each new chapter brings new opportunities. — Michelle M. Pillow

For the most part, we should pray rather in aspiration than petition, rather by hoping than requesting; in which spirit also we may breathe a devout wish for a blessing on others upon occasions when it might be presumptuous to beg it. — Leigh Hunt

Many people know that Ethiopia is poor. When I break a world record, maybe people get to know something else about Ethiopia, something good. We can't make planes or cars, we don't have the materials. We do what we can. — Haile Gebrselassie

The fierce battles between New Democrat centrists and old-style liberals that defined the Democratic Party in the 1990s are long gone, with the party unified behind Barack Obama's economic agenda of universal health care, expensive federal programs and more regulation of the financial markets. — Nina Easton

I always wanted to be a comedic actor - that's what I wanted from the job - to do comedy and to create my own comedy. But I still love doing stand-up and will probably be doing it forever. I'd love to be an old guy who can't really walk, can't really stand-up, and I have to sit on the stool and tell jokes. — Adam DeVine

And everywhere, everywhere, there were books. Not the tidy stacks of an intellectual attempting to impress, but the slumping piles of a scholar obsessed. — Maggie Stiefvater

So, sweetheart, be careful with the game-playing or you may find yourself in trouble one day. — Annie Seaton