Tschikoeskys Quotes & Sayings

I'll give you something to cry about!!
Hell, no need to get up I'm doing a good job of bawling my eyes out now. It could be that having one of the spokes from my ten speed pierce my thigh depressed me because now that tire will wobble.
"Have you learned your lesson?"
"Cry sooner because you'll stop quicker?"
**SMACK**
"Can I go for best three out of five?"
** SMACK** **SMACK**
"I'm only beating you because I care!!"
"Lucky me, I couldn't have been raised by a heartless bitch?"
**SMACK!!**
"I think I'm beginning to feel the love now ... — Neil Leckman

More American young people can tell you where an island that the 'Survivor' TV series came from is located than can identify Afghanistan or Iraq. Ironically a TV show seems more real or at least more meaningful interesting or relevant than reality. — John Fahey

I love pubs and I love pub culture. — Jodie Whittaker

You know," he said, "P.S.S. Piss Camp."
"Yeah, I get it," I said, "It's just not funny. — Ripley Patton

You cannot ask someone to like you or love you more than you like or love yourself. YOU have to set the standard. — Mandy Hale

I like to explore things. — Chris Hemsworth