Trynanosparkle Quotes & Sayings

Microsoft has a new version out, Windows XP, which according to everybody is the 'most reliable Windows ever.' To me, this is like saying that asparagus is 'the most articulate vegetable ever.' — Dave Barry

I've bought perfectly healthy horses for a couple of hundred dollars just as they were about to be loaded on a slaughterhouse-bound truck. — Jane Velez-Mitchell

That's the thing," Jo says. "You think you know what you're in for. I mean, you tell yourself that, of course, it's not going to be wine and roses and all of that bullshit for the rest of your life, but then, one day, you wake up, and your fucking husband has morphed into someone whom you barely recognize. And you sit there and you stare at him while he scratches his balls through his underwear at the kitchen table, and you think, 'This is totally not what I signed up for. I mean, who knows if I even love this ball-scratching, foul-breathed man?' And then you wonder if you love him more out of habit than out of anything else." She chews the inside of her lip and considers. "And I guess from there, all bets are off. — Allison Winn Scotch

My dream is to fly. Oh, my rainbow it is too high. — Ruslana Korshunova

I could see tongues of dense fog licking over the ridge in the distance, where this world ended and the next one began, cold, damp, and sunless. — Ransom Riggs

The world is full of miserable places. One way of living comfortably is not to think about them or, when you do, to send money — Paul Farmer

Without knowing what we were doing, Eliza and I were putting the traditional curse of monsters on normal creatures. We were asking for respect. — Kurt Vonnegut

Love is very brave. — Nora Roberts

Challenge yourself or what you are right now is the best you will ever be and never what you thought you would be. — Auliq Ice

How can you tell the sun doesn't feel good ... it's not so hot. — Penny Reid

Becoming me was the greatest creative project of my life. — Lev Grossman

I have been an actor now for 40 years having worked in over 10 countries and three languages. — Nick Mancuso