Trumpeters On Laney Walker Quotes & Sayings

I could go for a sandwich, but I'm not gonna open two jars. — Brian Regan

I find it ironic that people who are against things that cause sexual thoughts are generally fundamentalist Christians who also believe you should be fruitful and multiply. — Bill Hicks

I said, to hell with the whole thing, to hell with show business. I'm gonna make a new life for myself, and I got off drugs, completely kicked all that stuff. — Tommy Kirk

I used to have only one name; it used to mean something. — Lauren DeStefano

There was never an angler who lived but that there was a fish capable of taking the conceit out of him. — Zane Grey

Lendl has remained throughout as calm as the proverbial iceberg. — Dan Maskell

I recognize the look in Silas's eyes
adoration. I furrow my eyebrows and try to shake away the feeling of being punched in the face. — Jackson Pearce

I wanted to be a cartoonist when I was young. — Jean-Michel Basquiat

It gives liberty and breadth to thought, to learn to judge our own epoch from the point of view of universal history, history from the point of view of geological periods, geology from the point of view of astronomy. — Henri Frederic Amiel

Meetings are the Hail Marys of alcoholics. You can do or almost do anything, feel anything, commit any number of non-sober atrocities, as long as you follow with an AA chaser.
"After I cut off his penis, I sauteed it in rosemary butter and ate it."
"But did you go to a meeting afterward?"
"Yes"
"I wouldn't worry about it then. — Augusten Burroughs

Come on, just say, "I do." It comes from the verb "to do." That's all you need for now. Then we'll move you on to "I did. — Steve Toltz

I bought all my friends guitars and I had a good time with my money. But then one day the IRS came knocking. — Janis Ian

Eva, stop,' he moaned. 'A kiss from me could kill you...'
'Then it would be a good death,' I breathed, taking his face in my hands. And when our lips met, I knew that wherever this love took me, it was a place I wanted to go. — Dee Shulman