Trump Jokes Quotes & Sayings

I'm not going to name any names, but let's just say, I want to do jokes on Donald Trump so badly, and I have no venue. So right now, I'm just dry Trumping. — Stephen Colbert

I think part of my reputation has to do with the difficult roles I've played. Actors do tend to get identified with their characters. — Val Kilmer

In week one of the 'X Factor,' just to be a little bit quirky, I decided to say that I like girls who eat carrots. Ever since I've had lots and lots and lots of carrots. — Louis Tomlinson

I love everything Buffy . I don't care who's doing it. — Kristy Swanson

As you pray for the Holy Spirit to make you aware of thoughts that come into your mind that don't line up with God's Word, you'll begin to realize when those thoughts come and you can renew your mind with the Word. — Joyce Meyer

I do love exercise. I do love yoga, which keeps my body nice and healthy. — Erin Richards

Since everyone can't be happy anyway, whoever can be happy right now, should. You have to be happy today, right now, no matter what. Someone said there can't be a heaven if there's a hell. Supposedly it's impossible to be in heaven if you know suffering exists somewhere. Nonsense. True enjoyment of life can only be felt if you've known suffering. — Mikhail Shishkin

You see I found I didn't have to act to be happy. — Irene Dunne

Your place does keep you sane, but can also keep you lonely. — David Mitchell

What ever your 100% looks like, give it. — Lance Armstrong

A sniper is like a genius - it's not enough to be one, you have to be one at something. — Steve Aylett