True Funny Facts Quotes & Sayings

We get caught. How? Not by what we give but by what we expect. We get misery in return for our love: not from the fact that we love but from the fact that we want love in return. There is no misery where there is no want. Desire, want, is the father of all misery. Desires are bound by the laws of success and failure. Desires must bring misery. — Swami Vivekananda

Reality is what people who lack vision see. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Pen?"
"Lady?"
"You think I'm pretty."
He blinked in surprise. "I always found you so, Lady. But it's true that your face has changed."
"You always found me pretty?"
Pen shrugged. "It doesn't matter, Lady. Some women are defined by their appearance, but you have never been one of them. — Erika Johansen

I work out all the time! I don't just sit around and eat burgers whenever I want. Oh, if I could I probably would, but I don't. — Padma Lakshmi

Babies should enjoy the freedom to vocalize whether it be in church, a public meeting place, during a movie, or after hours when the lights are out. They have not yet learned that joy and laughter have to last a lifetime and must be conserved. — Erma Bombeck

I don't want to do just a liberal show. — Joy Behar

I like books that make me laugh, not cry. — Meredith Schorr

Did I need to experience them if I could imagine them? — Leslye Walton

We are self-uncertain creatures, and we may Yea, even when we know not, mix our spites And private hates with our defence of Heaven. — Alfred Lord Tennyson