Trudi Ames Quotes & Sayings

We all have a great time. And then I go to bed, get up and do it all over again. I like my life. — Bonnie Tyler

It could have been quite worse," he agreed magnanimously.
"And those two guys who felt up your butt while the maintenance dude was working on that hinge were kicked out because they violated the 'must have fondler's consent' rule, or so that pink-haired woman who spoke English said, so at least they won't do that to the next guy trapped in the stocks."
"I will sleep easier knowing that. — Katie MacAlister

I heard about this man who fell into a pit, and while he was down there several people came by and offered their opinions. The Pharisee said, "You deserve to be in the pit." The Catholic said, "You need to suffer while you're in the pit." The Baptist said, "If you'd been saved, you wouldn't have fallen into the pit." The charismatic said, "Just confess I'm not in the pit." The mathematician said, "Let me calculate how you fell into the pit." The IRS agent said, "Have you paid taxes on that pit?" The optimist said, "Things could be worse." The pessimist said, "Things will get worse. — Joel Osteen

It's fun to be different, but not too different! — Margaret Atwood

As a girl, she had come to believe in the ideal man
the prince or knight of her childhood stories. In the real world, however, men like that simply didn't exist. — Nicholas Sparks

That was my choice at that time, and I still say Nixon was a great president. A very beautiful and wise man. — Solomon Burke

The path of knowledge is said to be difficult in that it is the path of Samadhi. — Frederick Lenz

Expect no reward when you serve the wicked, and be thankful if you escape injury for your pain — Aesop