Trivializing God Quotes & Sayings

You're a ghost! Eddie cried. You're empty and you have nothing inside you. — Daniel Handler

Since ancient times, the philosophers' secret has always been this: we know that God does not exist, or, at least, if he does, he's utterly indifferent to our individual affairs
but we can't let the rabble know that; it's the fear of God, the threat of divine punishment and the promise of divine reward, that keeps in line those too unsophisticated to work out questions of morality on their own. — Robert J. Sawyer

I respect Senator McCain a great deal and believe he has many - many good ideas and suggestions that I would certainly want to avail myself of if I were in a setting that - that required the input of other leaders. Senator McCain would be one of those that I'd want to hear from. — Mitt Romney

I'm the kind of person to wait until I've gained ten pounds to start exercising. — Yasmine Bleeth

I like that in my audiences, there's a lesbian couple sitting next to a Mormon family. — Jim Gaffigan

The only man I knew who could make a curse sound like a caress. — Michael Foot

I feel you in my heart,and I don't even know you. — Tegan Quin