Trisect Commercial Quotes & Sayings

I saw a special on the Discovery Channel."
"You were watching the Discovery Channel?"
"Yes."
"Um, why?"
"I lost the remote."
"You lost the remote? — M. Leighton

They could smile back and forth without speaking, like soldiers who had fought side by side. The — Banana Yoshimoto

He had never wandered this far from the morphine, never sensed such a weakening hold over breath and muscle. And mind. — Patrick W. O'Bryon

How about we walk back? Through the cemetery?' One thing my mom had taught me is that it's difficult to refuse requests made in italics. — The Harvard Lampoon

I've always been a misfit. — Tracey Ullman

Either God is real or he isn't; I'm ok with that. — Anonymous

As the years went by and age overtook her, there was something comical yet touching in her bedraggled appearance on this awesome occasion - the small, hunched-over figure, her studied absorption in the implausible notion that there would be yet another spring, oblivious to the ending of her own days, which she knew perfectly well was near at hand, sitting there with her detailed chart under those dark skies in the dying October, calmly plotting the resurrection. - E. B. White — Katharine S. White

Sometimes guessing is the best you can do. In the real world, we guess all the time and it serves us well. — Usama Fayyad

Life is nasty, brutish, and short — Thomas Hobbes

It's salt. Why don't you sprinkle some on me, honey? Aren't I just good enough to eat? — Grant Morrison

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. — Mae West