Trimmed Public Hair Quotes & Sayings

Listen, ah don't wanna speak ill of the dead but have ah told you that mah mother was a great whopping whale of a cunt? Well she was precisely that - a great whopping whale of a hog's cunt with a dirty maggot for a brain. — Nick Cave

Human beings suffer agonies, and their sad fates become legends; poets write verses about them and playwrights compose dramas, and the remembrance of past grief becomes a source of present pleasure - such is the strange alchemy of the spirit. — Upton Sinclair

Cribbage, n. A substitute for conversation among those to whom nature has denied ideas. — Ambrose Bierce

I wanted to design a chair which looked like a shrub pruned to look
like a chair. — Richard Schultz

Guns cause crime like flies cause garbage! — L. Neil Smith

It's the most psychedelic experience I ever had, going to see Hendrix play. When he started to play, something changed: colors changed, everything changed. — Pete Townshend

Fathers, provoke not your children to wrath. — Fyodor Dostoyevsky