Triggers Funny Quotes & Sayings

Run the race of life at your own pace. — Lailah Gifty Akita

my Clodius, how little your countrymen know of the true versatility of a Pericles, of the true witcheries of an Aspasia! — Edward Bulwer-Lytton

From whomsoever one hears anything, it is wisdom to understand the true import of it. — Thiruvalluvar

Over 1,057,000 people have been killed by guns in the USA since John Lennon was shot and killed on 8 Dec 1980, — Yoko Ono

I wouldn't mind someone lobbing hand grenades at me, but having to reset the timer on the video recorder puts me into a blood-spitting frenzy. — Stephen Bayley

Since unhappiness excites interest, many, in order to render themselves interesting, feign unhappiness. — Philibert Joseph Roux

People without hope do not write novels ... [Writing fiction] is a plunge into reality and it's very shocking to the system. If the novelist is not sustained by a hope of money, then he must be sustained by a hope of salvation, or he simply won't survive the ordeal. — Flannery O'Connor

I think I have a lot to offer doing supporting roles as well. — Robert Maillet

What I love about making albums in the 21st century is that so few people buy albums! I can make an album without any commercial concerns whatsoever. — Moby

Becoming serious is not the same thing as approaching the truth — Haruki Murakami

Renew your mind with the word of God. — Lailah Gifty Akita

Let your first IT be to stop. — Jones Loflin

We know truth for the cruel instrument it is. Beauty is infinitely preferable to truth. — George R R Martin

[Getting the truth in the New York Post has been as] difficult as finding a good hamburger in Albania. — Paul Newman

Almost everybody I know has died," Grandma said. "Bunch of wimps. — Janet Evanovich