Trick Or Treat Funny Quotes & Sayings

Also, gasping is for damsels, and I'm a gangster. — Tarryn Fisher

If you just don't have any idea what you want to do, the worst thing you can do is go to law school. If you can go to college, maybe it's fine to have four years of fun and learn a little bit, that's okay, but if you have to go two hundred thousand dollars in debt, that's not something I would recommend. — Tucker Max

Even though I grew up surfing and sailing in Southern California, I was born horse crazy. — Bo Derek

What held the civilized world together was the thinnest tissue of nothing but human will. — Paulette Jiles

It's delicious like my favorite treat! It's definitely good to eat! — Nor Sanavongsay

For the novice runner, I'd say to give yourself at least 2 months of consistently running several times a week at a conversational pace before deciding whether you want to stick with it. Consistency is the most important aspect of training at this point. — Frank Shorter

Dear Sir,
I beg to acknowledge the receipt of your obliging letter, and to assure you that my time and attention are far too much occupied, to admit of my having the pleasure you propose to me.
Faithfully Yours
Charles Dickens
The Letters of Charles Dickens
The Pilgrim Edition
Volume 9: 1859-1861 — Charles Dickens

Better be secure under one king, than exposed to violence from twenty millions of monarchs, though oneself be one of them. — Herman Melville

I am not a believer of the law of attraction (though I do not deny the possibilities of it to be true), but I firmly believe in the ability of making choices, the ability to take conscious decisions. — Namrata Kumari

Americans know very little about social statistics, but I am not sure that it's important that Americans know about social statistics. — Milton Friedman

You love your children, maybe not the same but always the same amount. — Kristen Ashley

It may be all dark now, but it will soon be light; it may be all trial now, but it will soon be all happiness. What matters it though "weeping may endure for a night," when "joy cometh in the morning? — Charles Haddon Spurgeon

The government does not and cannot create jobs. Only entrepreneurs do. — Sher Valenzuela

We are but little children weak Nor born in any high estate ... There's not a child so small and weak But has his little cross to take, His little work of love and praise That he may do for Jesus' sake. — Cecil Frances Alexander