Treats With Cute Quotes & Sayings

It is quite obvious that the human race has made a queer mess of life on this planet. But as a people we probably harbor seeds of goodness that have lain for a long time waiting to sprout when conditions are right. Man's curiosity, his relentlessness, his inventiveness, his ingenuity have led him into deep trouble. We can only hope that these same traits will enable him to claw his way out. — E.B. White

I save the curly one for my wife — Sitta Karina

Our old age was in some respects the happiest period of life. — Charles Eastman

You can compare me with Greta Garbo. I have big feet, too. — Lee Remick

I'm beating down the Internet as we speak. — T.I.

She's cute, I thought, but you don't need to like a girl who treats you like you're ten: You've already got a mom. — John Green

I hear the chipper voice of the Church magazines chirping in my brain: You're in a relationship with a boy who treats you as his emotional and spiritual equal. You feel a desire to express your affection through physical acts that will bring mutual pleasure. Do you (a) go for it! Sex is a natural gift from God, and a lot of fun so long as you do it safely!; (b) get him to propose! Sex is only fun if you do it in a Church of America-approved union! Plus, babies are so cute!; or (c) seek guidance from your local pastor for your sinful thoughts and ask for tips on expressing your love in a holy, nonphysical way? TRICK QUESTION! The answer is (d) the fact that you even momentarily considered having sex out of wedlock proves that you have no place in God's eternal kingdom, you reprehensible slut. — Katie Coyle

The [Edward] Snowden disclosures created this perception that people's privacy was being put at significant risk. — Michael Morell

Do the little things. In the future when you look back, they'd have made the greatest change. — Nike Thaddeus

When love and spirit are brought together, their power can accomplish anything. Then love, power, and spirit are one. — Deepak Chopra

Violence is my last option. — Chuck Norris

I loved the way he touched me, like he still couldn't believe I was there and might disappear at any moment. I even loved that he looked at me with sadness in his eyes sometimes, because I knew it meant that he was struggling with things in his mind but letting his heart win. — Melanie Harlow

President Obama recently sat down with ESPN and said the NCAA should reduce the shot clock for basketball games. Then he said, 'And while we're at it, is there any way they can reduce the 'being president clock?' — Jimmy Fallon

Find the simplest model that is not a lie is the key to better software design. — David Parnas

Why do you hang out with him?"
"We're teammates."
Ahhh. And if blood was thicker than water, then football, evidently, would congeal in one's veins. — Rachel Vincent

The present is saturated with the past and pregnant with the future. — Gottfried Leibniz