Trashlight Bandcamp Quotes & Sayings

All analysts spend half their time hunting through the literature for inequalities which they want to use and cannot prove. — G.H. Hardy

I find that the standard of living does not go up in proportion with the cost of living. The trick in life is to do things that are fun all the time. — Warren Buffett

The first virtue of all really great men is that they are sincere. They eradicate hypocrisy from their hearts. — Anatole France

She kissed as if she, alone, could forge the signature of the sun — Saul Williams

Me: Did you get your tree yet?
Ken: I'm a Jew, I don't decorate Christmas trees.
Me: So you're going to go with a wreath instead?
Ken: I just told you, I'm a Jew.
Me: Oh, I get it. You're looking for a cheap wreath.
Ken: I'm not looking for a wreath at all. Leave me alone, will you.
Me: You're probably just tense because you haven't finished your Christmas shopping.
Ken: I don't Christmas shop.
Me: What are you telling me? That you make all of your presents.
Ken: I don't give Christmas presents period. Goddamit, I told you, I'm a Jew.
Me: Well, don't you at least need to buy something for your parents?
Ken: They're Jews, too, idiot. That's what makes me one. It's hereditary. Do you understand?
Me: Sure.
Ken: Say the words "I understand."
Me: I understand. So where are you going to hang your stocking? — David Sedaris