Tranzit Edward Quotes & Sayings

New Rule: Stop calling bagpipes a musical instrument. They're actually a Scottish Breathalyzer test. You blow into one end, and if the sound that comes out the other end doesn't make you want to kill yourself
you're not drunk enough. — Bill Maher

See obstacles as opportunities. See obstacles as inspiration. — Anthony Doerr

The children of God should know their time, goals and means of achieving them — Sunday Adelaja

I am thankful when I am hungry because then I know that when I eat, the food will taste better. Life has taught me that my true contentment rests in hope, and the pleasure itself is secondary. It is self-awareness, not happiness, that maintains peace. — Criss Jami

At this moment, I know that the answer has to be yes. I am defeated. By my own father. How Darth Vader. — Denis Markell