Transporting Famous Quotes & Sayings

I'm just a no-good, scum sucking, nose picking, boot licking, sniveling, groveling, worthless hunk of slime. — Al Yankovic

I jerk off inside books, and give life to words, leaving concepts stuck together you've probably never heard — Immortal Technique

Early impressions are hard to eradicate from the mind. When once wool has been dyed purple, who can restore it to its previous whiteness? — Jerome

Sometimes you can find peace of mind by transferring yourself to different situations. They're just reminders to stay ... calm. — Yves Behar

I got sober for good on December 7, 2008. — Jodie Sweetin

I learned at a very early age, the easiest thing in the world is to tell the truth, and then you don't have to remember what you said. It has nothing to do with morality, just remembering what you said. — Robert Evans

The kind of doctor I want is one who when he's not examining me is home studying medicine. — George S. Kaufman

Live in moment, every day is the new beginning of life and every night is the end of life. — Santosh Kalwar

SATIETY, n. The feeling that one has for the plate after he has eaten its contents, madam. — Ambrose Bierce

Our top story tonight: Famous TV dolphin flipper was arrested today on prostitution ring charges. He allegedly was seen transporting two 16 year olds across state line for immoral porpoises. — Colin Mochrie