Trampy Secretary Quotes & Sayings

You can only eat so much white cake. — Christopher Moore

For there is none of you so mean and base, That hath not noble lustre in your eyes. — William Shakespeare

Anyone who has ever been in love, truly, magnificently in love, knows that it is torture. It is ugly and messy and brings out the absolute worst along with the best in you. It hurts because it forces you to confront every aspect of yourself. It forces you out of your comfort zone. — Jessica Gadziala

Lettering creates readable art that comes to life, displaying a quirky, whimsical nature. — Peggy Dean

The face of a golden retriever feels like home. — David Rosenfelt

A mother never fully delivers. — Judith Kelman

She fumbled in her apron pocket for her tobacco pouch. "Has anyone got a light?" she inquired. A couple of actors produced bundles of matches. Nanny nodded, and put the pouch away. "Good," she said. "Now, has anyone got any tobacco? — Terry Pratchett

It was roses, roses, all the way,
With myrtle mixed in my path like mad. — Robert Browning

Yeah, but the haram shit I do is, like, having a dog. It's not like smoking crack or talking behind people's backs or stealing or lying to my mom or fugging girls." "Moral relativism," Colin said. "No it's not. I don't think God gives a shit if we have a dog or if a woman wears shorts. I think He gives a shit about whether you're a good person. — Anonymous