Tramontozzi Law Quotes & Sayings

The plate is happy but the toast hasn't slept well and is seeking revenge. — Edward Monkton

I'm a Macintosh nut. I got my PowerBook, so if I'm not writing jokes, I'm working on that. — Jeff Dunham

Everything turns on pain; the rest is accessory, even nonexistent, for we remember only what hurts. Painful sensations being the only real ones, it is virtually useless to experience others. — Emile M. Cioran

I gotta get working, you know? I've been too busy. I've been trying my hardest, but it's really tough. — Christy Romano

I have known people throughout my years of playing where maybe they had a gig, but then lost the gig because they didn't really move forward with them. — Tony Palermo

Kids; 10 seconds of joy, 30 years of misery — Tom Arnold

What suffering has taught me is the uselessness of suffering. — Bernard Malamud

Control your thoughts. Decide about that which you will think and concentrate upon. You are in charge of your life to the degree you take charge of your thoughts. — Earl Nightingale

Companies and careers have literally been saved or lost due to the success or failure of a single proposal. — David G. Pugh

As priestcraft was always the enemy of knowledge, because priestcraft supports itself by keeping people in delusion and ignorance, it was consistent with its policy to make the acquisition of knowledge a real sin. — Thomas Paine

Strip him of equipage and fortune, and such things as only dazzle our eyes and imaginations, but don't in any measure affect our reason or cause a reverence in our hearts, and the poor creature sinks beneath our notice, because not supported by real worth. — Mary Astell

Talking to actors is the same as talking to any other artists; it's getting into the moment for them, and making sure they can lose themselves in the performance! — Jennifer Yuh Nelson