Trachtman Al Quotes & Sayings

I have acquired a deep and abiding respect for all those engaged in the difficult business of commerce. — Kenneth Clarke

Get unstuck from whatever it is you perceive is holding you back from realizing your dreams. — Russell Simmons

People say I'm shrill and strident. — Richard Dawkins

Is my name V?
No...
Then why would I follow U? — Lisi Harrison

I don't even like clowns. Clowns are not normal people. — Barbara Park

I have to ask, because in my experience, women will tell you to do something and then slit your fucking throat when you actually do it. Since you were supposed to know they didn't really want you to do it. That they don't really mean what they say. — Emma Chase

A tiny remnant of a big thing is better than a whole little thing. — Abraham Isaac Kook

Just as there are rocks which receive the constant shock and spray, the battering of waves, so there are heads about which passions roar. — Rosamond Marshall

The guy walking past was wearing a shit five sizes too big (innovated by gangbangers to hide guns in their waistbands), shorts down below his knees (innovated by surfers to keep their thighs from getting sunburned), and oversized shoes (innovated by skaters to save their feet from injury). — Scott Westerfeld

Humor may be defined as the kindly contemplation of the incongruities of life, and the artistic expression thereof. — Stephen Leacock