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I remember staring at my son endlessly when he was an infant, stunned by his very existence, wondering where on earth he had come from. — Anne Lamott

I went for a walk last night and she asked me how long I was going to be gone. I said, 'The whole time. — Steven Wright

If I ever offer to plan your wedding or sweet sixteen or something, do yourself a favor and run away screaming. — Gwen Hayes

I would have promised those terrorists a trip to Disneyland if it would have gotten the hostages released. I thank God they were satisfied with the missiles and we didn't have to go to that extreme. — Oliver North

Your tits are like Bounty. The quicker dick picker upper. — Tara Sivec

If I could eat whatever I wanted every day, I would have Domino's pizza with pasta carbonara inside every slice. And at night, I would have Neapolitan ice cream until I felt absolutely toxic. And then I would drift off telling myself, 'It's going to be O.K ... It's going to be O.K. you're going to train in the morning.' — Robert Downey Jr.

We shall never change our political leaders until we change the people who elect them. — Mark Skousen

If environmental protection efforts continue to lag behind economic growth, pollution will become even more rampant. — Zhou Shengxian

People come up to me and say, 'Can I just thank you for writing my life?' And I reply, 'I'm glad someone else is as idiotic as I am.' — Miranda Hart

Everybody who labels themselves a 'nerd' isn't some giant person locked in a cubbyhole who's never seen the opposite sex. Especially with the way the Internet is now, I think that definition is getting a little more diffuse. — Joss Whedon

Further north, I met a Siberian hermit who lived in the foothills of the Ural Mountains. His life's passion was wrestling black bears ... in the nude (him not the bears). He did not know why he did it. All the hermit knew was that if he stopped wrestling bears, he would die. — Taona Dumisani Chiveneko