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Tottenham Hotspur Funny Quotes By Charlotte Stein

I hate him. Except for all the places where I love him half to death. — Charlotte Stein

Tottenham Hotspur Funny Quotes By Patrick Rothfuss

It was the patient, cut-flower sound of a man who is waiting to die. — Patrick Rothfuss

Tottenham Hotspur Funny Quotes By Shiri Appleby

On going vegetarian." I was sitting here eating my plate of chicken salad, and suddenly I looked down and saw all the meat on my plate and just wasn't hungry anymore. So i've decided I'm not going to eat meat." — Shiri Appleby

Tottenham Hotspur Funny Quotes By A. J. Kitt

Remember that sports are meant to be fun. Don't let someone make the sport unfun for you. — A. J. Kitt

Tottenham Hotspur Funny Quotes By Young

John asked inquisitively, "You have the hots for each other, don't you? — Young

Tottenham Hotspur Funny Quotes By Kaya McLaren

But maybe her marriage wasn't a Lexus. Maybe it was a Pinto
one of those cars famous for blowing up when rear-ended. As she waited for the mechanics to fix her car, she walked out the back door to the wrecking yard and through the aisles of totaled cars and pickups, vehicles that other people had decided weren't worth fixing. She felt just like them. She felt like that Buick with the driver's-side door so crushed that the driver was undoubtedly hurt, but from the look of the other side, the passenger likely skated through unscathed. She felt like the Saturn with the shattered windshield through which no one could see what lay ahead. It looked as if it had been sandwiched in a multicar pileup. Jill knew exactly how it felt to crash into one thing and then get smashed from behind. She studied that Saturn and wondered whether it would have been salvageable if it had only been rear-ended instead of sandwiched, and she wondered if the same was true about her marriage. — Kaya McLaren

Tottenham Hotspur Funny Quotes By Christopher Moore

Accepting death folds the soul, tempers and layers it like a Damascus blade. When I'd thrown myself into the canal in grief, only to be pulled out by the Moor, I'd become colder, more durable. — Christopher Moore

Tottenham Hotspur Funny Quotes By Ilona Andrews

I will always be there. I will walk across the whole planet if I have to."
I closed my eyes and whispered, "I'll meet you halfway. — Ilona Andrews