Toso Quotes & Sayings

Kiefer Sutherland has agreed to serve 48 days in jail for his DUI convictions. That's 245 months in Jack Bauer years. — Chelsea Handler

If I have the option, I always read the paper or a book or something I can touch and destroy in my own hands. — Aubrey Plaza

Unfortunately, in this Obama Government, we have charges of drug trafficking and terrorism. For Evo, it's drug trafficking. For Hugo, it's terrorism. Evo Morales, drug trafficking. Hugo Chavez, terrorism. — Evo Morales

Night-dreams trace on Memory's wall Shadows of the thoughts of day, And thy fortunes, as they fall, The bias of the will betray. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

Failure is an opportunity to rise higher than before. — Edwin Dearborn

I had one family that used a lot of yelling and screaming, and that was very normal. Another side of my family, nobody would raise their voice at all. — Lily King

You can have either the Resurrection or you can have Liberace. But you can't have both. — Liberace

Fear has become normal and is covered by the idea of "patriotism". — Nilantha Ilangamuwa

No sane society chooses to commit national suicide. — John F. Kennedy

She grinned wide and wicked, and Phane's chest tightened with desire. That is, until she said, I have many males. — Laura Wright

I wrote about the life of a housing officer in Britain, in a pretty rough area of London. Maybe it was because I'm a big-mouth and an exhibitionist, and I'm slightly egotistical. All those things have to come together for a writer. — Ben Richards

We believe that from both a German and a Polish perspective, it is desirable for Great Britain to remain in the European Union. — Angela Merkel

As a rule of thumb, I would submit that if you need to call your floss provider, for any reason, you are probably not ready for this level of oral hygiene. — Bill Bryson

He drew some relief from knowing that she was happy doing whatever the hell it was she did. Sometimes it seemed to him she was the only happy person he knew, and that frightened him so badly it made him want to curl up and die. — Arlene Hunt

When I'm stirring a saucepan, I don't say to myself, 'Now the chancellor is stirring a saucepan.' — Angela Merkel