Toshiki Masuda Quotes & Sayings

If I want low-impact aerobics, I'll masturbate. If I want high-impact aerobics, I'll masturbate again. — Dennis Miller

A nation can assume that the addition of the words "under God" to its pledge of allegiance gives evidence that its citizens actually believe in God whereas all it really proves is that they believe in "believing" in God — Huston Smith

The heart is the eye of the human being. The purer it is, the quicker, farther, and clearer it can see. — John Of Kronstadt

They say ol' man Beach is crazy. And maybe he is. But he goes ahead anyways. He's the sort of man who knows the only things worth doing are the things might break your heart. — Colum McCann

Sometimes we have to live even when we have lost everything. — M.B. Mohan

I love being able to take a nap in the afternoon. — Edie Falco

a while, he said, "You must really love him. To do what you've done." "He'd do the same for me," I said, knowing it was true. No matter how else I felt, I believed that with everything I had. And — T.J. Klune