Tortorices Menu Quotes & Sayings

I shouldn't say bad things about the illiterate, though..I should write it. That way they won't find out. — Mike Birbiglia

And isn't that weird? Think about this, when you're born, you nurse on your mama. And then you get a little older, you go to applesauce. And then you see these toddlers walking around with these Ziploc baggies full of Cheerios. Then you get to be my age, and the doctor wants you to start eating Cheerios to watch your cholesterol. Then you lose your teeth, you go to applesauce. I now know why old men like women with really big boobs. They see a trend. I mean, they call it a nursing home, hello. — Bill Engvall

It's hard for me to view Baltimore outside the context of what Baltimore has always been in my mind: a violent place. — Ta-Nehisi Coates

No, not officially. But you know what they say about Gunshot: the population never goes up and never goes down, because everytime a woman gets pregnant, a man leaves the town. — John Green

People afraid of criticism but I always put myself in a sacrificial position,they been know I ain't just rappin for fame — Nas

If you're hurting, you need to help somebody else ease their hurt. If you're in pain, help somebody else's pain. — Oprah Winfrey

I'd like to be tidy, said Hen, I try, but I guess you can't be what you aren't. — Alexander McCall Smith

Then are seen the cases, so frequent in this age of the world as almost to form the majority, in which the creed remains as it were outside the mind, incrusting and petrifying it again all other influences addressed to the higher parts of our nature; manifesting its power by not suffering any fresh and living conviction to get in, but itself doing nothing for the mind or heart except standing sentinel over them to keep them vacant — John Stuart Mill

I am not blonde, yes. Have I dreamt about having a model contract? No. But have I dreamed about winning Wimbledon? Absolutely. — Marion Bartoli

You are able to do many things. But be sure you find the one thing you must do. — Howard G. Hendricks

I was fortunate, I guess, to be part of some good fiscal discipline in the Bush administration. The budget I put forward was a balanced budget. — Rob Portman