Torquered Quotes & Sayings

to have fun do things and play with my friends — Deacon

Been stolen from Finn — Ridley Pearson

It seems like all the sitcoms on now, the families are kind of dysfunctional. — Kevin Nealon

Today is the best day for anything and for everything! It is the only door you have; it is the only key you have! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

Part of me was slightly pissed off that this kiss with him hadn't happened sooner. As in years ago sooner. Because this one little kiss - it literally rocked my world. He was morphine and I was an instant addict. — Sarah Darlington

In cheap years, it is pretended, workmen are generally more idle, and in dear ones more industrious than ordinary. A plentiful subsistence, therefore, it has been concluded, relaxes, and a scanty one quickens their industry. That a little more plenty than ordinary may render some workmen idle, cannot well be doubted; but that it should have this effect upon the greater part, or that men in general should work better when they are ill fed than when they are well fed, when they are disheartened than when they are in good spirits, when they are frequently sick than when they are generally in good health, seems not very probable. Years of dearth, it is to be observed, are generally among the common people years of sickness and mortality, which cannot fail to diminish the produce of their industry. — Adam Smith

The French say that the best part of an affair is going up the stairs. — Tom Robbins