Toronto Maple Leafs Funny Quotes & Sayings

For the eight years I was president I never let my dream of a nuclear-free world fade from my mind. — Ronald Reagan

The trouble with Freud is that he never played the Glasgow Empire Saturday night. — Ken Dodd

Because he knows you have to laugh at the things that hurt you just to keep yourself in balance, just to keep the world from running you plumb crazy. He knows there's a painful side; he knows my thumb smarts and his girlfriend has a bruised breast and the doctor is losing his glasses, but he won't let the pain blot out the humor no more'n he'll let the humor blot out the pain. — Ken Kesey

We hear many persuasive voices demanding freedom from restrictions, particularly from moral restraints. However, we learn from the history of the earth that any successful society has had boundaries. — James E. Faust

We mustn't hesitate to cut corruption at its roots. — King Felipe VI

But one must say clearly that we redistribute de facto the world's wealth by climate policy ... One has to free oneself from the illusion that international climate policy is environmental policy any more. — Ottmar Edenhofer

My audience is God. — Jeremy Lin

He was a serial dater, and she was a serial killer. Justice brought them together. — Natalya Vorobyova

I only drank for three years of my life, but I drank enough in those three years to last me the rest of my life ... It's a religious thing. — Marty Robbins

My father used to act in high school. He was in a production of 'Othello;' I don't know who he played, but it wasn't Othello. He would talk about it, though, and read Shakespeare to me. — Lupita Nyong'o