Torolface Quotes & Sayings

When I was a boy I used to dream of becoming
the village idiot.
I used to lie in bed and imagine myself the
happy idiot
able to get food easily
... and easy sympathy,
a planned confusion of not too much love or effort.
some would claim that I have succeeded. — Charles Bukowski

Nowadays he doesn't think of his wife, though he knows he can turn around and evoke every move of her, describe any aspect of her, the weigh of her wrist on his heart during the night. — Michael Ondaatje

People [are] as much a source of entertainment as they [are] a source of irritation. it keep[s] things balanced. — Nora Roberts

I've got to stay awake,' she said, punching her cheeks until the roses came. 'There isn't time to sleep, I'd look consumptive, I'd sag like a tenement, and that wouldn't be fair: a girl can't go to Sing Sing with a green face. — Truman Capote

You are a guest of nature - behave. — Friedensreich Hundertwasser

Make an enemy of certainty and befriend doubt. When you can change your mind, you can change anything. — Kevin Ashton

Taylor clapped three times for attention. "Ladies! Ladies! My stars! That's enough. Now. We all know Miss Arkansas's girls are fake, Miss Ohio's easier than making cereal, and Miss Montana's dress is something my blind meemaw would wear to bingo night."
- "Beauty Queens — Libba Bray

You never take your fans for granted. You always appreciate them every show, night in, night out. — Luke Bryan

To tell you the truth, there are all these websites predicting my early death, and it's starting to work on me! — Artie Lange